First, you will need a bowl, a cup of sugar, all-purpose flour, two electric eels, a dozen lightning bugs and a blender. This recipe will make enough electricity to power your house. It's best to mix the ingredients first before blending. Taking care not to blend the ingredients before adding the cranberry juice.
After blending put the mix in a baking pan. Insert into a pre-heated oven 360 degrees for thirty minutes. When the baking process has completed removed the pan and apply chocolate icing evenly to the battery.
Insert plugs into the battery as needed. Or store the battery in the basement, garage for safekeeping. You never know when you will need electricity.
