Pigs and chickens are watching at least 7 hours of television a day. This fact was revealed a new white paper, "Farm animals hooked on television," by Larry Lambdon of Knoxville, Tennessee. Pigs and chickens watch too much TV. Programs like Larry King, David Letterman, Sopranos and Green Acre.
The report revealed are likely to have bad eating habits five years in the future. The lack of moderate strategies for behavioral nutrition and physical activity is harmful to their health and may lead to poor quality pork and chicken at the grocerystore.
The study examined the association between television viewing and diet over the transition from obese chickens and pigs. The poorer dietary intake patterns are harmful to their health causing both depression and malnourishment.
"The real problem is them pigs hog the remote control," Augie Tallson of Kingsport, Tennessee told The Evangelical Spectator. "You can't watch nothing when them pigs and chicken got their hands on that thing."
Oink.
