Finally an end to the bickering over Healthcare. The good news arrived this morning. Sick people will be allowed to vote in the next election. Imagine that. Who knew? People without healtcare, too, will be allowed into the voting precincts.
This assures passage of the Health Insurance bill stuck in committee. Sick people are realizing their rights as Americans.
For too long they have ignored the obvious. Now they can turn the tide.
All this tribulation about healthcare has people worried sick. The nation's temperature is hot as skillet. Congress is sick. The Senate has the swine flu. The cure seems obvious.
Take an aspirin and call the office in the morning. Also eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of fluids. Stay away from scare tactics that will tend to raise your blood pressure. Like deathbeds awaiting the elderly. And government-run beaucratic disasters.
Watch television. Read a book. Relax. The healthcare crisis will be over soon. The temperatures of our senators and congressmen will get back to normal. As soon as calm down and vote a sensible bill.
