Once there was Papa Dung and Moma Dung and their children, Dolly Dung and Bobby Dung and their dog Doggy Dung. They weren't clean and fresh-smelling like many families. They stank because they understood stink. They studied stink. They knew their stink.
They wrote a book about it and that book stank up the bestseller's list for seven months. The book was made into a dirty movie. And made seventy million dollars. Now they're filthy rich.




