The Intuitive Christian

For intuition, a recent survey by the Knoxville Psychology Institute revealed how some Christians are more endowed with intuitive powers. As a group they seem more in tune with the world around them.

The study revealed that three out of four Christians practice extra sensory perception. They do so by various methods. A Baptist may seek out various methods to acquire heightened awareness, increasing their intuition. Some Lutherans drank beer. Presbyterian women ate chocolate.

Others watched the news or read the newspaper. Fifteen percent said they drank coffee. A small minority said they waled in the rain. Watched baseball. Or worked the crossword puzzle. Some participants drank wine for intuition. Some folks by getting intoxicated achieved an elevated state of intuiting. Or so their claims.

Kids claimed powers of intuition after riding on the merry-go-round. Spun round till they couldn't walk straight.

Adults cited other means of gathering intuition. Eating spaghetti, bananas, ice cream. It seems that many derived intuition from listening to soft music. Or exercising. Swimming seems a source of intuition.

Others stated reading the Bible, sitting in church. Some boasted of regained intuiting after praying. Looking directly up at the sky was as well a boost to intuitive thoughts.

All sorts of things were predictible. Love, happiness, the weather. And when they knew what was going to happen they then looked forward to it. Of course, the best thing about intuition was the feedback of one's own mind.

At one with the universe, all because they had watched a soap opera or baseball game on television. Or talked on the telephone. These habits seemed to spring something loose inside their heads. And it was lovely.

Predicting the future had many good qualities about it. Knowing more than they did before. Intuition made them feel smarter, more confident.

But seriously just read a book in which it was stated that intuition amounts to us knowing what the subconscious has known for weeks and just finally gets around to tell us about it. We reach decisions weeks before we know it.