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New Frequent Flyer Plan

Birds are frequent flyers. So it quite naturally follows they are eligible for frequent flyer mileage. Robins, crows, bluebirds, sparrows, grackle, finch, starling, wren, red bird, swallow, chickadee, scarlet tanager find themselves in a unique situation. They can accumulate miles for free travel, if they enroll in the new frequent flyer plan.

Today's frequent flyer (FF) programs offer benefits above and beyond free air travel. A bird can earn up to eight hundred points. Save up to three hundred dollars a year. The new plan includes free seeds, fresh worms, bugs, caterpillars, moths and over night stays in trees and shrubs of their choice. Birdbaths are available.

And, birds can earn miles without even traveling anywhere. The frequent flyer program is an incentive program designed to reward birds for their continued loyalty. As a traveler, birds earn free miles for the miles that you fly. The concept behind frequent flyer programs is that birds are rewarded for their songs, prowess and natural beauty.

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