Do you have a cold coming up in March? In April, you're going have Legionaire's Disease. In May, your back will ache. In June, you will contract the flu. Look forward to your illnesses. Read The Hypochondriac's Calendar. And enjoy your illnesses. Have fun with your sniffles. Enjoy your sore feet. Relish the good feeling of knowing what diease will be coming your way, and when.
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